VIDEO GAME GUNS I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE SEXUAL RELATIONS WITH

On this page, I will rate guns from first person shooters on their sexiness and their fuckability.

FUCKABILITY SCALE

• Unfuckable
• Maybe if I'm Drunk
• Manageable
• Good
• Great
• Amazing
• SUPER-HOT
• ZOO WEE MAMA!

Sexiness is rated on a scale of 1 to 10.

HALF LIFE: TAU CANNON

Sexiness: 8/10

Fuckability: Amazing

TAU CANNON IN ACTION

ULTIMATE DOOM: PLASMA GUN

Notes: Would work as a nice dildo, don't fire it during use though.

Sexiness: 7/10

Fuckability: ZOO WEE MAMA!

PLASMA GUN IN ACTION

RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN: MP40

FUCKABILITY: SUPER-HOT

SEXINESS: 9/10