On this page, I will rate guns from first person shooters on their sexiness and their fuckability.
Sexiness is rated on a scale of 1 to 10.
HALF LIFE: TAU CANNON
TAU CANNON IN ACTION
ULTIMATE DOOM: PLASMA GUN
Notes: Would work as a nice dildo, don't fire it during use though.
Fuckability: ZOO WEE MAMA!
PLASMA GUN IN ACTION
RETURN TO CASTLE WOLFENSTEIN: MP40